Stercoraphasia by Demolition[Holland]
RHT.N.T.- IRELAND'S FINEST!! - YEP, IT'S MANTIS OF EXCESS AGAIN___ THIS TIME I'M TALKING SHITE_! OH NO_ THE SECRET IS OUT&&& STERCORAPHASIA, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED, MEANS, LITERALLY, A SPEECH DISORDER INVOLVING CONTINUALLY SPEAKING EXCREMENT&&& - SOUNDS A BIT LIKE ZZAP! 64 + AMIGA HAS CAUGHT IT&&& - WELL_! BY THIS STAGE, EXOCET AND I HAVE MIGRATED INTO THIS GREAT GROUP EXCESS, AND THIS IS MY FIRST EXCESS RELEASE&&&&&& I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT HIGH ON "E" AT THE MO'&&&& NO, YA CLOT__ NOT ECSTASY, EXCESS_ - GAWWD, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO FICK. OH WELL, ACID IS OUT, SO IGNORE THAT JOKE. - WHAT'S HAPPENING_?! - CALL AN AMBULANCE_ - , THAT'S BETTER. WELL, I'M WRITING THIS 1 WEEK AWAY FROM MY LEAVING CERT. (THE IRISH END-OF-SCHOOL EXAM), SO I DUNNO IF I'LL DO MUCH WRITING OVER THE NEXT COUPLA WEEX&&&&& ANYWAY, I'M RUNNING INTO WRAP-TERRITORY, SO THWAP THAT LONGISH LUMP OF PLASTIC&&&&&& WRAP_ [^ [^ - BJGAMEB[KLOAOLKL?( - CTCTC CTC CTC^C - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] -